The Wrestler, Igor, Pineapple Express, Paul Blart Mall Cop, and Bedtime Stories

The Wrestler

Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei star in this “behind the scenes” look into the life of a professional wrestler. “The Ram” has his life followed as he goes through hardship and physical disability.

With this film being directed by Darren Aronofsky, you can expect a more unorthodox perspective that is heavy on the film grain. With previous films including Pi and Requiem for a Dream, the expectations were high and it really didn’t fail all in all.

A solid rental, with good acting and a dramatic story telling. Not Aronofsky’s best film to date unless you enjoy this film enough to watch it twice, once should be plenty.

Igor

MGM created this drab computer animated film, and it can easily be set apart from Pixar considering it was pretty much bad. With John Cusack and Jay Leno doing the voice overs, Igor is for the most part unentertaining and can’t be compared to some of the better Computer Generated films available.

It lacks quality and personality, and visually it just isn’t that interesting. A rental maybe, but i’d wait for the television release if it makes it that far.

Fans of “Finding Nemo” and “Kung Fu Panda” should stick with your Pixar roots, MGM really doesn’t deliver on this one.

Pineapple Express

A stoned Seth Rogan witnesses a murder while puffing on a spliff of the rarest strain of pot in the world. Burnout friend joins him in a mindless and idiotic journey running from drug dealers.

It’s been done, and done better, it has it’s moments but approaching this one with a clear head should be avoided. You know that film that just tries too hard to be funny? Yeah, this one goes in that ballpark.

Might be a decent “Party Movie” but nothing that you are really gonna enjoy if you want a good comedy. Rental at best if Half Baked is in your dvd collection.

Paul Blart Mall Cop

You know that film that just tries too hard to be funny? See reference above, this IS that film. Paul Blart is a security officer that takes his job too seriously and is forced into rescuing five hostages once the mall is taken over that all happen to be a part of his everyday life.

It’s not funny, in fact I didn’t laugh once during the entire thing. I think I was more entertained with Zoolander, and that’s saying A LOT. Downright horrible, should not be viewed by anyone. Ever.

If you see it in the video store, redirect your eyes to the “O” section.

Bedtime Stories

Adam Sandler stars in this movie about his life as a hotel handyman trying to run the hotel himself as promised during childhood by the owner. He is called on to babysit his sister’s kids that he hasn’t seen in years for a week, remembering his father’s bedtime stories, he begins to tell tales that become reality.

I for the most part like Adam Sandler, and this one falls in the middle somewhere. It’s not as good as “Happy Gilmore”, but it’s not as bad as “Don’t Mess With The Zohan”. An imaginative film that is probably aimed more towards the younger audience.

Worth a rental, maybe even a purchase at a discounted price. It will entertain you more than most of the recent “Comedies” that have released.


Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Multiplayer Trailer

So here’s some glimpses of the next Bad Company game, and since I’ve been a BIG fan of the first Bad Company, just had to share it.

What sets this game apart from other Shooters, is the amount of destructible environments, vehicle play and use, and amount of weapons that were available for unlock after gamer scoring on Live. The single player game had a lot of unlocks and achievements as well, so this sequel should surpass what we got before and go beyond and provide a lot more Bang for the Buck ;-)

You Mercs out there will love it.


Modern Warfare 2 (Quick Look)

It’s on the way, and the official Television and Web Release Trailer is out and looks fantastic!

Here’s some screenshots

Check out the new videos on ModernWarfare2.com

More news to come from Infinity Ward for this AWESOME game. We look forward to playing it and giving a very in depth review and article on this game once it’s out, also featuring comic or art from us as well.

Stay with us every other day for new updates, news, reviews and comics!

D.


(Review) Left 4 Dead w/Survival expansion

Tank Multi Hit Damage

Tank Multi Hit Damage

Last November, Valve introduced to the masses a first person shooter the likes no one has ever seen. With a very intense and very well designed Co Op gaming experience, Left 4 Dead became an instant hit. Lots of parody, videos and mods hit the streets almost instantly.

The thing that stood out was the Co Op and Vs modes, which recently another survival horror game had to take a stab at. We all know that game as well, and we have a review on that coming soon, but on to the point of this review and update…

In Game Graphic

In Game Graphic

Many have enjoyed the simple pleasures of taking one of the Special Infected and trying to utilize their unique attacks to stop the survivors from reaching their goal. Whether going it as a Boomer, Hunter or Smoker, and the occasional Tank, the varied attack methods, though limited, is what captured the Vs players attention and hours of multiplayer gaming.

This created memorably fun situations.

Teammates can plan attacks, use their environment to their advantage to take one of the opposition out or just simply create havoc to the opposing team.

Obviously, being Special Infected was what people enjoyed playing the most. Survivor character gaming is the part where you gain points by arriving (sometimes with 1 point HP left) to your objective, but the fun of defense is also worth while. Being able to melee or shoot your way through the countless hordes and special infected gives you continuous action and most importantly, awareness and teamwork.

That was also a great game play experience.

The speed and action draws people in, and although the graphics and some of the limited weaponry may be a low aspect of the Game, it still resurrected continuous game play.

This past month, the release of the expansions hit; Dead Air and Death Toll in Vs mode and a new mode called “Survival” also hit the Game’s options. Early on these were slow to catch on and people had to learn methods of stopping and killing the survivors on these new Vs maps. Learning early on was half the fun.

However, It did not take long. Exploits and tactical advantages were found very quickly. At least, for some…

Survival mode is a different story-

What can we say? Survival gives us different chapter maps from pre-existing Campaign’s and not only that, a brand new map designed for Survival specifically. It’s intense with hardly any breaks while in game, and you have to know where to be, how to move and what to use as a mode to kill Zombies and last as long as you can. My first attempts netted me just over 6 minutes on the new Lighthouse map.

How can you achieve better time scores? Team work, obviously. Coordinate, communicate and find your best situation for better time scores.

The biggest problem in this mode is escaping (multiple) Tank damage and the dreaded getting punched out of the game. Most gamers will experience massive hordes and Special Infected to defend against, which can be simple enough if you have everyone intact, but while at normal difficulty it’s still a daunting task.

With a couple of tanks coming at you with a horde of zombies and special infected, that’s a tough job to say the least, but can be very frustrating, which adds to the addiction of gaining a better score. So, plan accordingly expecting an insurmountable confrontation. The theme music coming in gives you hint of what to expect, so pay attention and try to keep an ‘ear’ out. However, with dozens of zombies running at you howling and screeching, gun fire, explosions, fires, special infected and communication with your teammates, it’s hard to make out what you hear.

There have been several exploits already discovered in Survival Mode, and do we see a possible patch for that as well? We’ll see, because the supposed “10 Minute Mark” of the developers is very low compared to some of the game’s exploits on certain maps, which you can bypass with hours… Yes, hours. If you were that bored and wanted to sit up on top of the gamer leader board and be that guy who said; “I Beat Survival mode with a 5 hour time”, you can do it and make that claim, but are you that lazy and uncreative? Don’t be. Try doing it the old fashioned way and get your butt out into the battlefield. Test your true SKILLS.

The opening up of the other two maps, Dead Air and Death Toll have been the funnest experience to me.

Why?

Dead Air is a Smokers dream map. If you are the Smoker in Dead Air, you’ll be treated to so many areas it just seems unfair to the Survivors.

There are several areas of exploit I learned very fast. Several instant kills and incapacitation areas on the Map. I won’t name them or where, and don’t go on Google and look for them or Walkthroughs on various gaming sites… get out and do it yourself. It’s much more gratifying to find your own methods. Many gamers on your team will probably get mad at you for not being in the right place at the right time to accommodate them, but don’t listen to them unless it’s a full on coordinated attack which you’re all communicating on.

Find your own method in specific areas, and you might just find something new. Trust me, it’s more gratifying to discover your own method in areas and have the same impact on the survivors and escape from being destroyed, maintaining your use of any of the special infected, let alone the Smoker. Typically, consistent game players will know those spots as well, so they will be looking for you, so it’s good to mix it up.

Boomers have a good situation along with Hunters in Death Toll taking advantage of all the “dark areas” on the map. It’s just as fun. Obviously, the game expansions for Vs mode really work well for Special Infected and here’s a few more reasons why:

Melee option has a ‘reload’ time for survivors.

If you miss your opponent, expect to have to wait 1-2 seconds for a reload to melee again. A LOT of gamers on Left 4 Dead have already complained since Day 1 of the update about the melee issue. Will this negative response prompt another update? Possibly. It’s an instant irritant to the Left 4 Dead gamer, being as they’ve been using the simple quick method for months now, but you get used to it, and it actually works well when you know how to time your attack, especially against Hunters. You will argue it’s just “unfair”, but you have to gain a ‘new skill’ basically. Once you do, you’ll be back to a melee on a pouncing Hunter once again. I recommend the quicker “double hit”. I melee and shotgun  blast at the same time, usually killing the hunter in 2 to 3 blows. Melee, shot to the head. Dead.

There are a few little advantages that help “balance” that problem of the Melee out, and that is the Shotgun and Pistol power. They upped the strength a bit, and it’s definitely something you’ll notice.

Also, the Tank got an upgrade and can now hit multiple people with one blow. That means no more grouping up expecting to all use shotguns at the same time. He can just roll up and knock all four of you 20-100 feet out. His speed is also a factor now, while being able to hit multiple objects that are highlighted in red, this adds more tactics to your Tank pursuit of Survivor’s.

New maps, new tactics, new upgrades and challenges. It’s a lot more balanced and adds more hours to game play.

Verdict: If you’re a Left 4 Dead gamer, you’re in heaven with the expansion. If you have never played it, you’re even better off getting to play all the expansions fresh and new. It’s definitely a BUY, and what’s better? You can get a used copy for 20 bucks and download the expansions for FREE!

You can’t lose… well, maybe 20 dollars and hours of your time, but it’s worth it.

If you are very new to the game, Game of the Year Edition is available now, with expansions included in the package. Make sure you have an XBox Live Gold Account or PC Server connection to get your Zombie slayer (or survivor slayer) on!

My Opinion: Same as Above.

Game Play 8.5

Graphics 7.0

Replayability 10.0

Valve Releases Game of Year Edition

Valve Releases Game of Year Edition


Some final commission art

Here’s some samples of art that were recently finished for printing. The client has a few more I plan to do for them, and hope I get some prints and decals of them.